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Before anyone starts reading this, just as a warning it is Teen rated, due to its suggestive theme. It has nothing really bad in it.

It had all started when Jace was lounging on the sofa, bored. B. O. R. E. D

The day before they had kicked some demon ass and therefore, the next day was a free one, where they could do anything they wanted. And besides making out with his girlfriend, he couldn't think of anything amazing he could do.

And with the demon count quite low at the moment, he had a lot of free time at the moment. So, what did one do with such freedom? Have a house party of course.

- Later      -

The house party hadn't turned out quite as well as he wanted. It mainly consisted of a bored looking Isabelle flipping through a gossip magazine on the large sofa, beside her sat Maia, who was playing with a braid, her combat covered feet propped up on the arms of the sofa while her hand was stuffed in the bowl of ready salted crisps.

Alec was sat crossed legged on the floor, looking very bored and lightly upset. Magnus hadn't been able to attend the 'party' since he was tending to a client. And lastly, his girlfriend Clary, sat beside Jace with an orange juice in her hand, eyeing the bowl of crisps next to  Maia.

"So..." Jace drawled, breaking the silence. In reply everyone turned to him, pleased someone was going to make an attempt at a conversation "How have you been Maia?"

Maia crunched on a crisp and shrugged "Fine" She said through a mouthful of food, dropping the room into an uncomfortable silence again.

Isabelle sighed loudly and turned to the couple sat on the opposite sofa "So, Jace, Clary. Made it to second base yet?"

Maia chuckled and eyed the couple while Alec looked slightly confused. Clary spluttered and covered her mouth, turning pink. Jace snorted "Nosy"

"I'm trying to make conversation" Isabelle exclaimed "Anyway...have you? I'm generally interested"
"N...No" Clary mumbled "Well...Err...."

"Basically yes then" Maia commented, only to make Clary's face match the colour of her unruly hair and Jace to splutter a little.

"I've done it plenty of times and I don't see why people make such a big deal about it" Alec mumbled, pulling at a piece of fluff from his baggy oversized sweater. Everyone in the room turned to stare at Alec.

"R...really...?" Isabelle said nervously, Alec shrugged before nodding.

"Yes...Simon and I do it all the time"

Clary spat her drink all over her lap and Maia chocked on the crisp, Jace looked like someone had slapped him hard across the face while Isabelle looked slightly sick.

"Simon!" Clary exclaimed loudly, not caring that she was covered in sticky orange juice.
Alec flushed, running a hand through his shaggy black hair " was mom's idea. She said it would help me become more independent and adult"

Jace, who had recovered from his shock, blinked a couple of times at the information "What about Magnus?"
"Magnus" Alec  said; looking thoughtful "Sometimes joins us. But it's a pain in the ass when he does. Simon always tells me to go slow while Magnus tells me to go quick"

"TOO MUCH INFORMATION!" Isabelle yelled, her face was flushed "S...Seriously...?"

"Yeah...we meet up every Saturday...Sorry for keeping it from you's kinda embarrassing" Alec twisted his thumbs together and bit his lower lip.
"Okay!" Jace yelled, placing his hands up in the air "I think it's time for this party to end...I think I will be sick if I listen to any more of this!"

"I agree" Maia mumbled, licking her fingers clean of any crisp salt before grabbing her jacket, she gave Alec a weird look as she exited the institute. Clary didn't need to be told twice, she was already halfway up the stairs while Isabelle just stood there with shock. Jace sighed and ran after his girlfriend, letting the new information sink into his head.

- The next day      -

They broke their needy kiss; Alec's fingers were tangled in his glitter incrusted spikes while Magnus's hands were firmly placed on Alec's hips. The TV blared loudly in the background. Forgotten.

"Say Alec-honey" Magnus cooed, rubbing his nose affectingly against his lovers, Alec purred in content, snuggling back against his boyfriends plush (brightly coloured) bed, resting his head on the canary yellow coloured pillow.

"Hmm..." Alec replied as Magnus settled next to him, tracing a tan finger down his bare rune covered chest.

"Why has Izzy, the red haired wonder and Jace been giving me weird looks"

Alec looked thoughtful before smiling lightly when electric blue painted lips pressed against his cheek.
"I don't know. They were acting pretty creeped out when I told them how Simon's been teaching me how to drive"

"Strange" Magnus mumbled, tilting his head slightly before sighing. Loosing himself in gorgeous baby blues and silky soft lips.

I little fic I wrote when I was bored and depressed, i need to write something to cheer me up and...this is how this story was made.

I kind of made it up as I went along, just adding things when i thought it needed it.

Oh well, I hope you enjoyed the short story. please leave a comment and :+fav: I always love reading people's comments :D :D

Time taken: about 15 minutes.
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Books-are-my-dreams Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Student General Artist
This is sooo... Totally hilarious!!!
shadowhunter00 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
lol this is seriously funny
pikalatias46 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I like this lol!! It's so funny!!!
stalkerchick666 Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
lol i was sooo grossed out when i read at first then i read the end and i got it lol it was very funny
ScaryGnome Featured By Owner May 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hilarious! I was practically rolling on the ground laughing when I read this! Plz do more!
i love this it is soooooooo funny
because alec didnt mencion one little detail everyone is desterbed
franky5963 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
AWESOME!!!!!!! i like the ending^^
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