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Before anyone starts reading this, just as a warning it is Teen rated, due to its suggestive theme. It has nothing really bad in it.
Enjoy.

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It had all started when Jace was lounging on the sofa, bored. B. O. R. E. D

The day before they had kicked some demon ass and therefore, the next day was a free one, where they could do anything they wanted. And besides making out with his girlfriend, he couldn't think of anything amazing he could do.

And with the demon count quite low at the moment, he had a lot of free time at the moment. So, what did one do with such freedom? Have a house party of course.


- Later      -


The house party hadn't turned out quite as well as he wanted. It mainly consisted of a bored looking Isabelle flipping through a gossip magazine on the large sofa, beside her sat Maia, who was playing with a braid, her combat covered feet propped up on the arms of the sofa while her hand was stuffed in the bowl of ready salted crisps.

Alec was sat crossed legged on the floor, looking very bored and lightly upset. Magnus hadn't been able to attend the 'party' since he was tending to a client. And lastly, his girlfriend Clary, sat beside Jace with an orange juice in her hand, eyeing the bowl of crisps next to  Maia.

"So..." Jace drawled, breaking the silence. In reply everyone turned to him, pleased someone was going to make an attempt at a conversation "How have you been Maia?"

Maia crunched on a crisp and shrugged "Fine" She said through a mouthful of food, dropping the room into an uncomfortable silence again.

Isabelle sighed loudly and turned to the couple sat on the opposite sofa "So, Jace, Clary. Made it to second base yet?"

Maia chuckled and eyed the couple while Alec looked slightly confused. Clary spluttered and covered her mouth, turning pink. Jace snorted "Nosy"

"I'm trying to make conversation" Isabelle exclaimed "Anyway...have you? I'm generally interested"
"N...No" Clary mumbled "Well...Err...."

"Basically yes then" Maia commented, only to make Clary's face match the colour of her unruly hair and Jace to splutter a little.

"I've done it plenty of times and I don't see why people make such a big deal about it" Alec mumbled, pulling at a piece of fluff from his baggy oversized sweater. Everyone in the room turned to stare at Alec.

"R...really...?" Isabelle said nervously, Alec shrugged before nodding.

"Yes...Simon and I do it all the time"

Clary spat her drink all over her lap and Maia chocked on the crisp, Jace looked like someone had slapped him hard across the face while Isabelle looked slightly sick.

"Simon!" Clary exclaimed loudly, not caring that she was covered in sticky orange juice.
Alec flushed, running a hand through his shaggy black hair "Yeah....it was mom's idea. She said it would help me become more independent and adult"

Jace, who had recovered from his shock, blinked a couple of times at the information "What about Magnus?"
"Magnus" Alec  said; looking thoughtful "Sometimes joins us. But it's a pain in the ass when he does. Simon always tells me to go slow while Magnus tells me to go quick"

"TOO MUCH INFORMATION!" Isabelle yelled, her face was flushed "S...Seriously...?"

"Yeah...we meet up every Saturday...Sorry for keeping it from you but...it's kinda embarrassing" Alec twisted his thumbs together and bit his lower lip.
"Okay!" Jace yelled, placing his hands up in the air "I think it's time for this party to end...I think I will be sick if I listen to any more of this!"

"I agree" Maia mumbled, licking her fingers clean of any crisp salt before grabbing her jacket, she gave Alec a weird look as she exited the institute. Clary didn't need to be told twice, she was already halfway up the stairs while Isabelle just stood there with shock. Jace sighed and ran after his girlfriend, letting the new information sink into his head.


- The next day      -


They broke their needy kiss; Alec's fingers were tangled in his glitter incrusted spikes while Magnus's hands were firmly placed on Alec's hips. The TV blared loudly in the background. Forgotten.

"Say Alec-honey" Magnus cooed, rubbing his nose affectingly against his lovers, Alec purred in content, snuggling back against his boyfriends plush (brightly coloured) bed, resting his head on the canary yellow coloured pillow.

"Hmm..." Alec replied as Magnus settled next to him, tracing a tan finger down his bare rune covered chest.

"Why has Izzy, the red haired wonder and Jace been giving me weird looks"

Alec looked thoughtful before smiling lightly when electric blue painted lips pressed against his cheek.
"I don't know. They were acting pretty creeped out when I told them how Simon's been teaching me how to drive"

"Strange" Magnus mumbled, tilting his head slightly before sighing. Loosing himself in gorgeous baby blues and silky soft lips.
AN: FIRST EVER STORY WRITTEN FOR MORTAL INSTRUMENTS

I little fic I wrote when I was bored and depressed, i need to write something to cheer me up and...this is how this story was made.

I kind of made it up as I went along, just adding things when i thought it needed it.

Oh well, I hope you enjoyed the short story. please leave a comment and :+fav: I always love reading people's comments :D :D

Time taken: about 15 minutes.
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kissma2 Featured By Owner Nov 15, 2014
I'M DYING. SEND HELP. MY LUNGS. MY STOMACH. I NEED AN AMBULANCE.
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Books-are-my-dreams Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2012  Student General Artist
This is sooo... Totally hilarious!!!
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shadowhunter00 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2012
lol this is seriously funny
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pikalatias46 Featured By Owner Jun 1, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
I like this lol!! It's so funny!!!
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stalkerchick666 Featured By Owner May 30, 2012  Hobbyist Artist
lol i was sooo grossed out when i read at first then i read the end and i got it lol it was very funny
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ScaryGnome Featured By Owner May 27, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hilarious! I was practically rolling on the ground laughing when I read this! Plz do more!
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i love this it is soooooooo funny
because alec didnt mencion one little detail everyone is desterbed
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franky5963 Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011  Hobbyist Writer
AWESOME!!!!!!! i like the ending^^
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adommy30 Featured By Owner Sep 3, 2011
SOOO FUNNY!!
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Writing-On-The-floor Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2011  Student Artisan Crafter
Hilarious!!!
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Tiggystar Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2011  Student Writer
is there more?
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Amigoamiga Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Yep :)
The story is on my fanfiction page:
[link]
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Tiggystar Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2011  Student Writer
ok thx
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EmoLover999 Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2011
L.O.L omg when i was reading this i thought it was a simonXalec thing and i was like grrrrrrrrrrrrr but then at the end i laughed so hard i almost peed my pants! awesome job! :thumbsup:
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zexyisluv Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2011
omg! i actually did similar to what clarys reaction was except i was in the process of swallowing so i sortal drooled on my cat. this is hilarious
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Amigoamiga Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Haha! I bet your cat was surprised :D :D :D
Thanks for making me laugh due to your comment :D :D

In my signature, there should be a link to my fanfiction account, if you go on there and look for the Misunderstandings story, I've uploaded another chapter to this :D :D :D
And I done some other Mortal Instruments fanfics :)
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SonicLugiaFan2 Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2011
Holy shit! That's funny as hell.
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Amigoamiga Featured By Owner Mar 16, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
XD Thanks
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Twimore Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2011
this.made.my.eternity. I am laughing so much!!!
seriously i cant control myself i LOVED IT as much as i love MALEC<3 hahahha
WHERE CAN I GET MORE?!?!??!?!
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Amigoamiga Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
XD Hehe, I'm glad I made you laugh. I kept giggling so much as I was writing this - made my mum look at me funny.
DON'T WORRY!!!!!!!!!! THERE IS MORE MY FRIEND!!!!!!!!
There is a second chapter, and some other random but laugh worthy stories on my fanfiction page:
[link]
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Twimore Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2011
lmaooo right now im stalking your profile at...fanfiction it is?...yeah..i think... pshhh but dont feel stalked or anything xD
and the only thing i can say is.....
I HAVE SOME READING TO DO
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homework can wait....right?
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Amigoamiga Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
YEAH, I love it when people stalk me on fanfiction, I love to please my readers because I love them all :heart:
XD Naw, I don't feel stalked XD

Pft, of course homework can wait, schools run like slaveships :(
I'm on fanfiction right now ^^
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Twimore Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2011
wow i loved all your stories! actually i blame YOU for making me stay up till 4...i was supposed to be fast asleep :O

BAAH school school...cant wait for the weekend -.-
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Amigoamiga Featured By Owner Mar 10, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
XD Sorry~
Meh, school is annoying (And what's the point of sleeping when you can read FANFICS) XD

Thank you for the comment :)
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Twimore Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011
You have a point!
Now tell that to the teachers
"Why are you so sleepy?!?!?!?"
"...I was forced to stay up late, by a very talented writer who cant understand I need to sleep"
Maybe Ill hire Magnus on that one... He can dissapear people right? I MEAN ... nah ...
... thats exactly what I meant
haha oh well, I should probably let you go on your day without an annoying big comment :S
so..thank u for writtin'!
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Cherry-Sakura-SH Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2011  Student Writer
MY HEART STOPPED> And then it laughed. This was really funny. I enjoyed it much!
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Amigoamiga Featured By Owner Feb 26, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Hehe, thank you. i had so much fun writing it! :)
If you're interested, I wrote another chapter to go with it, it's on my fanfiction account, here's the chapter: [link]
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vikaniss Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2011
AWESOME!! At first I was like "mmhm", Then I was like 0_O, Then I was like AWKWARD TURTLE, then I was like, "ooohh" Then, 'OMFG HILLARIOUS ' and that pretty much summed up my thoughts while reading this peice of epicness. THANKYOUTHANKYOUTHANKYOU!
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Amigoamiga Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
XD Oh yes! awkward turtle :) :)
I actually added another chapter to this one, but I haven't uploaded it on DA from fanfiction because I haven't got enough time *cough*toolazy*cough*

Here's my fanfiction page: [link]

I also have some other MI stories if your interested.
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vikaniss Featured By Owner Feb 5, 2011
OMG that's soooo awesome thank you! It's really cool to see what other people think up and what crazy situations they put their favorite characters into! I'm relitivly new to the site, so it might be a while before I put up any of my own, but I still love to browse. (Keep up the great work!)
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clockwork-trees Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2010  Hobbyist Writer
OMG, I laughed so hard when i read this. I love the othe one too, you are hilarious!!
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Amigoamiga Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
:D Thank you, I write to please :)
Do you have any idea's for other stories? Sorry for asking, I've just got a writers block :(
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FreeRunaway Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
OMFG LOLOLOLOLOLOL! :iconroflplz: :iconlmaoplz :iconnosebleedplz: you had me for a moment there ;) aaaaaah but lol! XD i actually almost died laughing ^^
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Amigoamiga Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
:D :D :D :D I'm glad my story amused you. I have written another one if you wan't to read, about when Izzy forces Alec and Jace to go shopping: [link]

It's not as funny as this one but still makes people chuckle :)
Thank you for the lovely comment. If you hae any ideas on plot-line for an MI story, please tell me! I've got authours block a th moment and would wish to get writing again :)
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FreeRunaway Featured By Owner Oct 25, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
XD omg i read the other story hilaaaaaarious! lawl, u be funny ^^
aaaw so soz about writers block! thats so sad :'( i wanna upload too, but i have some problems with compressing the bloody file.... gggrrrrr, tecnology. but yay ^^
ehehehe, you could write one about magnus being confusing with alec ^^ soz, but i really like the couple ^^
ehehehe, thanks so much!!!!!! ^^
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Amigoamiga Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
You did? :D :D :D love writing humour fics, though my type of humour can be a little morbid and overly british at times.

Technolgy = confusing!
I know what you mean, it took me ages to work out how to upload onto fanfiction, that site is so comfusing to figure out.
Hmmm...sounds lke a start, thank you for the help. I just need to get into my creative-mind mode :)

haha, don't worry. I love Malec, the most amazing couple ever. Did you know there's going to be a Mortal Instruments movie!? I was so pleased when I found out today.
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FreeRunaway Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
WAAAAAAT A MOVIE!!?!?!?!?! ONG I MUST SEE IT XD how did you find out? is there a website, or a trailer or something? plz tell ^^
aaah, overly british is fine, as long as you dont say bloody hell every other line ^^ strangely, that makes it sound american to me, cos i dont know many british people who say bloody hell all the time. its just we're the only country that can pull it off :D
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Amigoamiga Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
I Know! it's coming out May 11th 2011. I can't remember the exact website I got the info off, but the authour writes a bit about it on her livejournal page: [link] (just scroll down until you get to a post called 'Movie News')

No, I don't say blodyhell all the time. Personally, I think it's all Ron's fault from harry Potter :D So many people think that every british person talks like him :)
(BTW, i have nothing against Ron, he is an awesomely awesome character)
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FreeRunaway Featured By Owner Oct 29, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
O MAI LAWD, ITS TRU!!!!!!! yaaaaaaaay 4 cassandra clare ^^
i totally agree on the Ron thing, and thats hes awesome anyway (as is most of the cast of Harry Potter)
i do say you bastard a lot tho, which i regard as pretty english, as no one can pull it off they way we do (no racism intended)
:D wow, this is a long convo, and it all started with an awesome fanfic ^^
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Tilly96 Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
oh....oh my....*dies from joy*
I adore this *faves*
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Amigoamiga Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Haha! Glad you like :D
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Tilly96 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
^___^
Alec and Magnus FTW
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Amigoamiga Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
:heart: Alec and Magnus :heart:
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Tilly96 Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2010  Hobbyist Artist
:D
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1-Lilith-1 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2010  Hobbyist Photographer
hahahahaha :XD:
i love it =P
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Amigoamiga Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
:D
i'm glad you like it :iconimhappyplz:
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YoungWarrior Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2010  Hobbyist
hahahahahahahahaaha XD :'D
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Amigoamiga Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
XD
Indeed :D :D
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Kaynne14 Featured By Owner Jul 25, 2010
*cracks up* This is... ths is simply brilliant.
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Amigoamiga Featured By Owner Jul 26, 2010  Student Traditional Artist
Thank you :D
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